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"You couldnt pay me to vote for McCain. Or any Republican for that matter."

How did the fact that my grandfather on my dad's side has been a life long Democrat evade me? Probably because I assumed he was like my father.

ANYONE but Keeanu! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

If I had to rate people on their level of cool, it would probably go something along the lines of

Fonzie
Miles Davis
Spike Spiegal
Malcolm X
Jack Kerouac

And so on.

But notice how high on the top of my list Spike Spiegal is. Spike is fucking badass. He's former mobster turned bounty hunter who listens to jazz and does karate, all while wearing a really badass suit. Oh, and hes a mother fucking Jewish Martian. For serious.

Now. Keeanu Reeves. He's on the slate to play Spike in the upcomming live action Cowboy Bebop movie.

I. Am. Deathly. Against. This.

Seriously, KEEANU REEVES AS SPIKE?! Keeanu does not have the subtly needed to pull of Spike. He cant even pull of a character whos lines consist of kicks to the sternum.

ARG NO

Staaarrtttiiing....NOW

Operation "Lose those fucking ten lbs I gained over the summer before the begining of September" is now underway. And I need YOUR help! Anyone wanna be my gym or bike buddy?

It finally happened...

Earilier today, something that, as far as I can remember, had never happened before, happened. Something that I had always dreaded and worried about while walking to school. Something that recently I had marveled at my ability to avoid.

Today, I stepped on a frog.

Stepping on a frog is unlike stepping on an insect, in that when you step on a frog, you cannot quite ignore the aftermath as one would when stepping on, say, a beatle. Frogs make a distictive noise when you step on them, which sounds like half a croak and then the abrupt silence one would expect to hear from an animal which just had its lungs, ribs, and spinal cord collapsed.