ANYONE but Keeanu! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

If I had to rate people on their level of cool, it would probably go something along the lines of

Fonzie
Miles Davis
Spike Spiegal
Malcolm X
Jack Kerouac

And so on.

But notice how high on the top of my list Spike Spiegal is. Spike is fucking badass. He's former mobster turned bounty hunter who listens to jazz and does karate, all while wearing a really badass suit. Oh, and hes a mother fucking Jewish Martian. For serious.

Now. Keeanu Reeves. He's on the slate to play Spike in the upcomming live action Cowboy Bebop movie.

I. Am. Deathly. Against. This.

Seriously, KEEANU REEVES AS SPIKE?! Keeanu does not have the subtly needed to pull of Spike. He cant even pull of a character whos lines consist of kicks to the sternum.

ARG NO